Awaiting my own surprise

Your life doesn't exist outside the laws of nature

Then in ignorance, I await my own surprise
animalstalkinginallcaps:

I tell you to floss, but do you listen? No. And now look at you. Your molars look like lemon poppyseed muffins.
UHN SARRUH, DAHGGA TZDELL.
Don’t “I’m sorry Doctor Tisdale” me, Geraldine. Floss, or you will never get a boyfriend.
UHM AGJILLEH DAYDIN A SHEVNAU.
Did you just say you’re dating a chef?
YEZ.
That’s so hot. When I’m done cleaning these abominations I want details.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I tell you to floss, but do you listen? No. And now look at you. Your molars look like lemon poppyseed muffins.

UHN SARRUH, DAHGGA TZDELL.

Don’t “I’m sorry Doctor Tisdale” me, Geraldine. Floss, or you will never get a boyfriend.

UHM AGJILLEH DAYDIN A SHEVNAU.

Did you just say you’re dating a chef?

YEZ.

That’s so hot. When I’m done cleaning these abominations I want details.

anarchafeminist:

woodsmaiden:

Hobo Nickels are re-engraved/re-carved old buffalo nickels that were minted in the USA from 1917-1938. The tradition started during the Great Depression with the traveling Hobos who would alter the face of the nickel and then trade them for necessities.

Oooh I want one of these…

This is really beautiful art.  I wonder where one could acquire one of these…

anarchafeminist:

woodsmaiden:

Hobo Nickels are re-engraved/re-carved old buffalo nickels that were minted in the USA from 1917-1938. The tradition started during the Great Depression with the traveling Hobos who would alter the face of the nickel and then trade them for necessities.

Oooh I want one of these…

This is really beautiful art.  I wonder where one could acquire one of these…

(via anatomicallyincorrect)

themanlyartofbartitsu:

cumberqueen:

10 000! I am completely speechless!

I’ve decided to arrange a giveaway. I am giving away t-shirts from my collection! Unfortunately I couldn’t fit them all into one single post so CHECK OUT THE REST OF THEM HERE. 

I’m not quite sure how many t-shirts I am going to give away yet - but it will at least be one, and maybe more (depending on how many reblogs this thing gets). I may even add new t-shirts. The winner(s) get to pick the t-shirt(s) they want! 

RULES

  • Only reblogs counts 
  • Please have an open ask box so I can contact you. 
  • No reblog limit (but think about your followers - no one likes spam) 

Add a comment if you wish! (It’s a pleasure reading them!) 

The giveaway will end July 1st.

EDIT: I am getting a lot of questions about the giveaway, so I’ve made a FAQ under the ‘read more’.  

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I like it too graduation feels
plays-with-squirrels:

what to wear when…wrapped in words. fabric is her ink, her skin is stained with the smudges of old drafts. her body is a piece of text to be fallibly and furiously made and remade. a devotchka is a disguise is a discourse. the curve of a collar, the placement of lace - this is the only vocabulary she has with which to tell her story because her true self is a dead language that tongues trip over and mispronounce. she is both the author and the embodiment of her story, a tangible challenge or perhaps a plea for some cunning linguist to translate it correctly. metatexual becomes sexual and she’s a girl with commas in all the right places (requested by starksandrecreation).

post 59 of an infinity-part series


I am so in love with all of this.  Especially the upper left and lower right. I want a printed word dress!

plays-with-squirrels:

what to wear when…wrapped in words. fabric is her ink, her skin is stained with the smudges of old drafts. her body is a piece of text to be fallibly and furiously made and remade. a devotchka is a disguise is a discourse. the curve of a collar, the placement of lace - this is the only vocabulary she has with which to tell her story because her true self is a dead language that tongues trip over and mispronounce. she is both the author and the embodiment of her story, a tangible challenge or perhaps a plea for some cunning linguist to translate it correctly. metatexual becomes sexual and she’s a girl with commas in all the right places (requested by starksandrecreation).

post 59 of an infinity-part series

I am so in love with all of this.  Especially the upper left and lower right. I want a printed word dress!

incredible fashion books are the best